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There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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