Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
