goodnight i made you a song goodbye
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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