their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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