but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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