fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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