Have you finally orgasmed yet?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
