Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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