the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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