i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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