On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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