I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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