Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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