i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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