I bet he comes in French.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Randomize
