Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
how drunk are you?
Several
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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