Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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