What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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