gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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