love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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