a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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