Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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