can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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