Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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