So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
