OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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