some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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