you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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