im about as happy as oj after his trial
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
God, I missed his penis.
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