I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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