Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
