I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Sorry my hands just texted you
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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