i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i believe in u and ur pee
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