Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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