He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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