wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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