she looked like the before picture.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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