sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
When are your genitals available?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
