We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
