OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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