You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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