Dual....:-)
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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