Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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