when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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