I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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