and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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