I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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