It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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