So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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