do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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