He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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